As an Australian I just can’t relate to Captain America, and so whereas Thor, or Iron Man or Green Lantern gets me excited, Captain America is the equivalent of a lukewarm cup of tea – very underwhelming.
So, in response to this I’ve decided to introduce you to Captain Australia. In all honesty, I’m too lazy to see if someone else has already introduced Captain Australia to the world, so let’s just say my Captain Australia is a different one altogether ^-~
Captain Australia
And now, a little about Captain Australia:
He will always be your designated driver, or pick you up from the local after a few too many beers.
He will always be there for you with a replacement gas bottle when you run out of gas for the Barbi.
He will always have the correct anti-venom on hand when you are bitten by anything poisonous
(read, every single living thing in Australia).
He will distract your Missus when you stumble home drunk,
even though you told her you were working late at the office that night.
He will protect your baby from Dingoes.
He will ensure Australia always beats England in the Ashes.
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